Irresistible sale..............Upto 50% Sale,Upto 70% Sale..................Sale.............SAle..................SALe...............SALE!!!
When you hear the word sale.....you go half crazy there only.Fixing date,time when to go there for your shopping or as you read the advertisement in the newspaper in the morning you take out your car in the afternoon and go! But what is sale exactly??? A trick,a magic to fool you.You enter the particular shop with a blindfold of sale on your eyes.You actually don't see that the word sale was actually used to hypnotize you.......hypnotize so that you cant see what is the actual quality of the stuff which they have put up for sale.Years old stock,defective pieces,poor quality stuff.This is actually viz put up for sale.The stock owners will say its a stock clearance sale but actually its is a garbage sale or I would say a Yard sale.Yard sale because........in Yard sale you sell the useless stuff of your house or the stuff viz not being used by you.And you think that these stuff of yours actually can be of use to someone else! The Yard sale and these big showrooms sales are same but the only difference is the sale price.The price of Yard sale is cheap you know.....affordable...........they don't bluff around with the price. But a showroom sale is a big bluff.....30% discount on original. Original price....Rs.500.....sale price Rs.399.Just a mare Rs.100 saving is that called sale?? Sale is actually this Original Price Rs.800 Sale Price Rs 395.A saving of Rs.400.I am saying this because if you see,to reach the place of sale...you have to transport yourself....you need to use transportation....bus,car train,auto....anything.This itself costs you about a Rs.100.And if you go to a big mall.....The other big hypnotic shops makes you spend more money.And this Papi Pet...your stomach!! seeing a place like Mac D or Subway you just flatter there itself.So you see theres an extra spend there.
So next time you read a SALE Advertisement don't get hypnotized with it see the actual reality of sale.(the Actual good stuff is never on sale ;) )
"Hey that one is good.....it's pretty stylish!! Na....... this one is better, it goes off with many dresses as well as occasions."Well you might have got an idea of what I'm talking about. But if NO!! let me tell you that I'm talking about purses.A purse or rather I should say purses are a womans best friend.Yes,I replaced diamonds with purses.Because you see, a diamond cannot be afforded by each and every woman but purses can be.They'll keep on saving money to buy a particular purse which they had seen the other day at the mall.
I always wondered why do women carry purses...I mean....I've seen women with such big purses (which are sometime equivalent to cabin bag viz carried inside the plane).And wonder what do they keep inside it?? As a child I had always seen my mom carrying a big purse which was always equivalent to a cabin bag.Then when i grew up I saw that my friends also carry the same thing! Purse is just for keeping money I guess!! You could have a small one for carrying it like men do,why carry this unnecessary load?? WAS IT A STYLE STATEMENT FOR LADIES?? Well to find out the answer and out of curiosity I started asking or I should say very shamelessly started checking their purses,just to see whats inside.Half of the time I ended up landing myself into a so called Cosmetic Shop ( I could actually open a small shop on the road side and sell them).A lip stick (YUCK!!), a lip gloss (Wonder what it is and whats the difference between a lipstick and a lip gloss),a pencil(the cosmetic one),mascara,then a sweet smelly skin colored liquid which they apply on face!! (I'm sorry I don't know what it is called).A nail polish,nail filer,a comb,a black colored brush viz rubbed on cheeks (I would rather use that brush for painting).And YES!! how could I forget this a MIRROR (They will specially look for purses fitted with a mirror inside).
Well this all is just a glimpse,I have more for you.Women even keep a book,a handkerchief,then a polythene bag (so that they can stuff their so called shopping of vegetables etc into it).A mobile,water bottle, pen,paper,tissue n lots more.(The list's endless).
And when it comes to gifts,purse is the first thing which is clicked into their minds (wonder WHY??).Its cheap and has a great utility (according to them).Today I have a whole suitcase full of purses....Thanks to my friends and my father.All of different types and sizes.They are either utilized by my mother or by my sister as they are fond of purses (just like other women).Well I stick to using a small wallet viz dropped inside a small backpack with just a bottle of water and that's it.I'm done with it.Wonder WHY......WHY do they carry such a big load with them (just like a donkey) OR may be I guess that day is still to come when I'll understand the importance of purses!
A park , garden , amusement park , house....... theres one thing common in this and that is a SWING. An all time source of pleasure , entertainment.A place which is there with you like a dedicated friend in good and specially at the bad and depressed times.You just sit on to it and just forget all your sorrows and worries and when you are happy it increases your happiness amount to the double.A swing is an all time fun.You can enjoy it any time of the day.And i guess each time of the day gives a different feeling.
In the morning when you take a swing you feel light a very light feeling.Then in the afternoon the best way for passing the time in the most lazy way and if you have a hemlock whats better than that to go cozy on and lazy??.In the evening you mostly have a gossiping swing with your friend.Whether the gossiping is on the phone or with your friend there it self.(Gossiping reminds me...For gossiping theres no better place in the world other than a swing :D ).And Then comes the night.At night when you sit on the swing it brings to the romantic world.You feel like someone should be there next to you with whom you can share your emotions,with whom you can talk , share joys and sorrows.
A swing is a companion for all the ages right from an infant to an old person.A swing is for a baby,for a mom,for a dad, for a teenager even for our grand Pa's and Ma's.Its for everyone.So next time you swing Dont Forget To Enjoy It To The MostYou Can!!!
Everyone (at least at my house) waits for the summer breeze to start blow i.e. waiting for the winters to end.The process is done by bidding a farewell to the winter winds at Basakhi.A few days after Baisakhi.........Peep out of the window.........see the trees showing rays of hope...new leaves,buds of flowers on them.Brown branches with green green dots on to them!Time passes......warm and pleasant breeze starts to blow....Spring has come! But then its not even just a month off that summers start knocking the doors.Taking off the water heaters switch from the bathrooms,getting you swimming pool passes renewed,cold lemonade going down your throat then.......YES!! Ice-creams making you behave like a dog....in the sense...I mean your touge it sways up & down .And those long days and most important theres some satisfactory feeling.Feeling of happiness all day long.Then the evening strolls or games.You see parks full.People of all the ages going out for a walk.The best experience of summers one can get by sitting next to a water body like a lake or at the beach in the evening.IT s just too soothing.And if you have a good company your evening or rather I should say day is made.Then at nights the experience of sleeping on the terrace,sleeping on a charpai or a folding steel bed and looking up at the clear sky and those shining stars which take you into another world at a glance but THANKS to the kind mosquitoes and housefly's which help you to come back from that world without any pains.This is an experience which you never get to experience while living in a city.They try to bring a part of the sky into their rooms by sticking so called GLOW-IN-DARK galaxy stickers on to their rooms roof...But that cannot be compared to the real one at all.
Summers breakfast is a thing to remember........the white makkhan or butter with hot and sexy parathas (at least thats the summer breakfast for us Punjabis).
This is the summer which i have seen,experienced ,observed and most importantly enjoyed.And yes.....Most important .......you get to wear SEXY cloths ;) in the summers!! ;)
The best holi which I ever had was 4 years ago at my dearest friends place we had the worst blast out there. The holi excitement started from the school only. I remember it was our last exam and that day was Holi’s eve i.e. Holika burning. At school that day we played holi with water say about for an hour almost after our exam….throwing water on each and every person we know and refilling our water bottles half of the time. All drenched in water and teachers staring at us!!Anyways after all this we started for home and on the way back we are deciding what do to do in the evening and what to do for tomorrow. For the evening nothing was decided! Some what in the evening around say 7 pm I get a call”shruti aaja holika jalate hai!” im like OK! I reach there at some what 7.30 and im like where is the holika!??? She is like we will have to make it!!.At 8pm in the night with long garden cleaning brooms in our hands we are sweeping in the dark garden pileing up the dead leaves. We had our holika ready by somewhat 9pm then like when we were about to burn the holika I say that I have my diwalis crackers left out. So me and my friend we go to my place n get the crackers and dump them in to the holika and set it on fire. The burning of the holika was worth seeing I mean firepots bursting n bomb bursting and the loud noise! And all this happening late at night and that also on the day of holika!?? I go back home with my parents around 10.30! Next day me and my other two friends reach at this friends house for playing holi! For about three hours we played holi there and laying down in the hemlock which she had bought when we had gone to alibagh! And her neighbor was throwing water balloons from upstairs from his bathroom and we replying back by throwing water with the pipe! then we all went to staff club for playing holi.There firstly we were filling our buckets and throwing water on the professors from the terrace. Afterwards about 7 or 8 boys came and challenged we three gals to burst water balloons on them. It was very enjoying……one by one we were bursting balloons on them. On defeating them and it was time for all of us to go home one of the boys mom came and said”TUMHE SHARAM ANI CHAHIYE!TUM SAB IN TEEN LADKIYON SHE HAAR GAY!!”
Life-The most difficult Question which each one has to answer on this earth whether it be a human or an animal!And the answer to this question is Death.Because Life and Death are to end points of a line!A line which can be straight,curved,circled,zigzag in the shape.And the time given to answer this question is your living period.We are sent to answer this question with just one hint and that is our will,our Brain....considering the Will te brain as the very first dot of the line.we go on drwaing a new dot at each and every step of life.These dots go on and on and take a shape of a unique shaped line!If you want to be more imaginative each dot of this line is of a different colour.When we die God puts the line drawn bu us on a beautiful canvas known as EARTH! but now this beautiful canvas has got horrible coloured lines on it I suppose,because of man.Man has become so mean,and selfish,dosent think about others.....it only goes on saying "I" "ME".Only a few live life for others only few show concern for others.But still I say respect each and everyone...but I also say that dont go on what Mahathama Gandhi had said"if one slaps you on one side of your face give away the second side also! for slaping" I say if one slaps you you dont slap him back........immediately nor beat him phyisicaly but return back tht slap in such a way that the sound and the redness of that slap remains for ever on the face of that person i.e hurt that persons ego!Be Rebelious also.But dont hurt innocent people.Never hurt a person who cares for you...........Mind it the person should not be selfish....I mean a person can show sudden care and cncern for sertain work of his also!so BEWARE of such DOGS.Beacause these people thing that people are tissu papers USE & THROW them. Teach such people a good lesson.And at the end of my very first blog i say respect the earth,respect humanity because it is the only way for u to attain heavens!(By the way why dont we go to Jammu & Kashmir??..........I mean it is said na J&K is the heaven on the eart?? OK I KNOW ITS A VERY BAD KJ!!!)
